theclearlydope:

AT LAST … THE FUTURE!!!

Also note: The 15-19 second mark will probably be the best part of my day.

pizzafreek:

MUSIC VEST

theclearlydope:

Hello Good Morning Internet: I’ve made a blogging career out of making fun of photos. It appears the tables have turned as my junior prom photo has surfaced on Ellen’s Worst Prom Photos Gallery.  

This hurts. 

theclearlydope:

I want to sew kitten pockets into all of my shirts. 

bunnyfood:

Kitten Pocket

theclearlydope:

Small price to pay for love. 

theclearlydope:

Hello Welcome Back Internet: I got so much work done yesterday.

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theclearlydope:

I would never leave my full time sperm donor position for freelance. I need a job with dental.

theclearlydope:

Seriously though, I want to make love on this hood. 

theclearlydope:

The Congress version of Johnny from Airplane!

finalellipsis:

here ya go

bunnyfood:

OH SHI-

theclearlydope:

I’m starting an Internet gang and this will be our jacket.